girl: wow i seriously hate two faced people
nearby are conjoined twins, who silently weep together upon overhearing
Reblog if you're single as fuck.
Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2011 is coming....
so effing excited
ihatenicolascage: mommabec: This is Lady Peanut. She likes to sit by me when I get out the ukulele. Fajansjajajawwwwwwww. Shes a great singer too. That cat has a dick on its face, and I found myself really enjoying this song
edieskywalker: deathmetalrooster: I have a film-erection. ohhhhhhhmygod. words cannot describe how excited I am for this movie
The German word "kummerspeck" means "excess weight...
hyperdelirium: paranoidandroid42: pillowjacket: lazulisong: muffystopheles: haha yessss bacon understands your grief. GRIEF BACON GRIEF BACON the best kind of bacon it doesn’t judge you it just listens from inside your stomach